Volume XIV
"Ask not what you can do for the internet, but what the internet can do for you" - John F. Kennedy (Had he lived)
"Ask not what you can do for the internet, but what the internet can do for you" - John F. Kennedy (Had he lived)
On Thursday, July 28th O.J. Simpson (Acquitted, but guilty as hell of
the 1994 killings of Nicole Brown Simpson & Ron Goldman) launched
his website ASKOJ.com.
This website allows the public to ask O.J. (for a nominal fee of $9.95 per question) questions regarding his case and life prior to and after HE (oops) after THE killings. O.J. answered questions almost nonstop for over 2 ½ hours and claims he still had a lot to say.
During the questioning Simpson called "Today" host Matt Lauer a "wuss" for refusing to interview him. (Or maybe it was because Lauer has never killed…hmmm, I'm not sure) He also tore into Barbara Walters for the cancellation of his appearance on "The View." (I can't stand that old bat, but she did show some class by snubbing O.J. -plus I'd hate to see that hot little Asian chick get her throat cut) Simpson claims he did not want the attention and that he received NO MONEY from the discussion on the web. Entertainment Network president David Marshlack said that a portion of the logon fee would go to charity. (But he didn't say how much or what charity)
What kind of twisted society are we living in that we'll allow a murderer the opportunity to make a fortune by answering questions on the internet with that "I slit a woman's throat, killed a waiter & now I'm going to Disneyland" grin on his face? I have to admit, I liked O.J. He was a great football player, an above average sports correspondent and a pretty damn good comedic actor, but enough is enough! This psychotic murderer, got off because the judicial system isn't working, now walks free, plays golf and makes a fortune off of idiots that send money to hear him lie.
I'm going to quote Don King now…
"ONLY IN AMERICA!"
(By the way…BOYCOTT CHRYSLER)
Questions like "Do you feel Nicole's lifestyle led to her demise?" "How do you feel about Kato Kaelin?" and "What happened between you and Paula Barbieri?"
WHAT COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT!!!
I'll tackle those questions. (For free) #1-No, her estranged husband led to her demise. #2-He's a jackass. And #3-She capitalized on the media attention and left before she became victim number three. Now she couldn't even get recognized at Cheers where "everybody knows your name."
Maybe I'll just get some questions ready for "The Juice."
Ok O.J. Let me get a credit card ready…It's silly of me to spend my money on this nonsense…Hey, Chris has fallen asleep again, that damn Lawrence Welk…Wait…hmmm…let me get his wallet…ok…AARP card…Medicare…Oh, here it is…credit card …ok, O.J. here's $9.95…(better run a tab)
"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE MONEY AND WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE PROCEEDS ARE GOING TO CHARITY AND WHAT CHARITY WOULD THAT BE?" (Is that one long question or three short one's?)
Hmmm…I can't spend too much (this is Chris's credit card & he's on a fixed income-social security…you know)
Ok, I think I can muster up a few more questions…
"DURING THAT INCREDIBLY INTERESTING POLICE CHASE, DID YOU BRING A SUITCASE FULL OF MONEY AND YOUR PASSPORT IN CASE YOU JUST SO HAPPEN TO CROSS THE BORDER?"
Oh, I can do better than that (Chris it looks like cat food again tonight for dinner, I hear that Meow Mix is pretty good.)
" WHAT ABOUT THE BLOOD O.J., DIDN'T IT BOTHER YOU?"
And
"WAS THIS REALLY MORE COST EFFECTIVE THAN DIVORCE?"
And finally
"THE POLICE NEVER FOUND THE MURDER WEAPON, DID YOU HAPPEN TO KEEP THAT ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT YOU'LL MARRY AGAIN?'
Hey, inquiring minds want to know. It's true, it's true.
(Chris I'm sorry, I got carried away, six weeks of cat food will probably do you good, I hear it's very nutritious and it will give your coat a glossy shine)
Thank you for listening.
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW…
This website allows the public to ask O.J. (for a nominal fee of $9.95 per question) questions regarding his case and life prior to and after HE (oops) after THE killings. O.J. answered questions almost nonstop for over 2 ½ hours and claims he still had a lot to say.
During the questioning Simpson called "Today" host Matt Lauer a "wuss" for refusing to interview him. (Or maybe it was because Lauer has never killed…hmmm, I'm not sure) He also tore into Barbara Walters for the cancellation of his appearance on "The View." (I can't stand that old bat, but she did show some class by snubbing O.J. -plus I'd hate to see that hot little Asian chick get her throat cut) Simpson claims he did not want the attention and that he received NO MONEY from the discussion on the web. Entertainment Network president David Marshlack said that a portion of the logon fee would go to charity. (But he didn't say how much or what charity)
What kind of twisted society are we living in that we'll allow a murderer the opportunity to make a fortune by answering questions on the internet with that "I slit a woman's throat, killed a waiter & now I'm going to Disneyland" grin on his face? I have to admit, I liked O.J. He was a great football player, an above average sports correspondent and a pretty damn good comedic actor, but enough is enough! This psychotic murderer, got off because the judicial system isn't working, now walks free, plays golf and makes a fortune off of idiots that send money to hear him lie.
I'm going to quote Don King now…
"ONLY IN AMERICA!"
(By the way…BOYCOTT CHRYSLER)
Questions like "Do you feel Nicole's lifestyle led to her demise?" "How do you feel about Kato Kaelin?" and "What happened between you and Paula Barbieri?"
WHAT COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT!!!
I'll tackle those questions. (For free) #1-No, her estranged husband led to her demise. #2-He's a jackass. And #3-She capitalized on the media attention and left before she became victim number three. Now she couldn't even get recognized at Cheers where "everybody knows your name."
Maybe I'll just get some questions ready for "The Juice."
Ok O.J. Let me get a credit card ready…It's silly of me to spend my money on this nonsense…Hey, Chris has fallen asleep again, that damn Lawrence Welk…Wait…hmmm…let me get his wallet…ok…AARP card…Medicare…Oh, here it is…credit card …ok, O.J. here's $9.95…(better run a tab)
"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE MONEY AND WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE PROCEEDS ARE GOING TO CHARITY AND WHAT CHARITY WOULD THAT BE?" (Is that one long question or three short one's?)
Hmmm…I can't spend too much (this is Chris's credit card & he's on a fixed income-social security…you know)
Ok, I think I can muster up a few more questions…
"DURING THAT INCREDIBLY INTERESTING POLICE CHASE, DID YOU BRING A SUITCASE FULL OF MONEY AND YOUR PASSPORT IN CASE YOU JUST SO HAPPEN TO CROSS THE BORDER?"
Oh, I can do better than that (Chris it looks like cat food again tonight for dinner, I hear that Meow Mix is pretty good.)
" WHAT ABOUT THE BLOOD O.J., DIDN'T IT BOTHER YOU?"
And
"WAS THIS REALLY MORE COST EFFECTIVE THAN DIVORCE?"
And finally
"THE POLICE NEVER FOUND THE MURDER WEAPON, DID YOU HAPPEN TO KEEP THAT ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT YOU'LL MARRY AGAIN?'
Hey, inquiring minds want to know. It's true, it's true.
(Chris I'm sorry, I got carried away, six weeks of cat food will probably do you good, I hear it's very nutritious and it will give your coat a glossy shine)
Thank you for listening.
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW…