It’s been a while since I last updated Dave’s World and I know
what you’re thinking…

What porn site is keeping Dave so busy that he doesn’t have the time to give the people his slanted (but usually correct) views on the world?

I’m not going to tell you (I don’t want to bog down the servers)

But I will update and tackle each topic in rapid fire succession (or as fast as I can)


Mel Gibson’s pending bah mitzvah…

This had to be one of the most hilarious things that happened in the last few years.
“The Jews are responsible for all of the wars in the world…”
C’mon, we all know that… tell us something we don’t know (I always thought Mel was an intellectual - especially with his deep introspective performance in the Lethal Weapon trilogy)

Just look at our current situation in Iraq… and if you didn’t know – Bush is short for Bushstein (oh, it’s true… I looked it up)

And another thing… When Mel sobers up you can bet your ass he’ll be converting the next time he promotes a movie – after all a Jewish dollar looks a lot like a regular dollar and if you shut your eyes it spends the same way and as an added bonus a yamaka will cover his bald spot (oh yeah, I said it)

Kim Jong-il and his pending nuclear yard-sale:

North Korea has the bomb. Now isn’t that comforting… Let me be the first to say that any country that has a leader portrayed in puppet form (and very convincingly at that) should not control nuclear weapons. And anyone that’s ever been to a Korean grocery store will tell you: if they have it – it’s for sale…




Saddam�s trial & sentence:

“The former Iraqi dictator and six subordinates were convicted and sentenced to death for the 1982 killings of 148 people in a single Shiite town after an attempt on his life there.”

C’mon, what would you have done? They tried to kill him. Like any respectable Mafioso he eliminated the problem and all witnesses. It’s the American way - I’ve watched “The Godfather” about 10,000 times and it appears to me that Saddam settled all family business back in 1982. Also, what the fuck is with the Bushstein administration – are we over there because of weapons of mass destruction or are we over there because of crimes against humanity? (Or are we over there because daddy Bushstein’s feelings got hurt a long time ago and there’s a shit load of oil… you know black gold… Texas tea)

Here’s something else that’s been keeping me up late at night (that & the porn site I discovered) If we’ve semi-secured Iraq – that means we’ve semi-secured the oilfields in Iraq – which means oil prices should have been dropping all along (not just at election time) – which should have been translating to our gas prices, but it didn’t until…

ELECTION TIME!
(It’s going to be interesting to see who gets the blame for the price increase after the election)

I think Saddam’s sentence should be that we put him back in power for another 20 years… it’s apparent the Iraq people cannot lead themselves and he seemed to be the only one able to keep them in line…

“Fear lasts a lot longer than love”
(Remember, everything you need to know in life you will find in The Godfather I & II)

The War in Iraq:
Vietnam (the sequel) should have been wrapped up a long time ago. My only question is why do we care about this area and was it worth the 2,824 lives we’ve lost to date?

I’ll tackle this in my next update…

I’m getting pretty fucking tired & I think I need some quality time with my porn site (I’m doing research you know…)

Until next time…