Is it me or has the entire world gone insane?

When a human being falls 90+ feet from the ceiling of a stadium and crushes his spine on the turnbuckle of a wrestling ring, do we really have to ask if that is part of “the show”? Are these people so caught up in what I consider the equivalent of “Redneck Christmas", that they’ve lost all mental capacity? Every miscreant interviewed said the exact same thing. It sounded a little like this:

Interviewer: "Did you realize that Mr. Hart was dead?"
Miscreant: "Well he fell from the ceiling, hit his head pretty hard on that steel thing, twitched a few seconds and then didn’t move, but I’ve seen Rocky take harder hits than that from that Commie in Rocky V and he got up."
Interviewer: "This is Dick Johnson reporting live, Channel 2 news."
Miscreant: "Yeaaaah Lynrd Skynrd!!! Ford trucks!!!"

Ok…I know a lot of you probably watch wrestling. I must admit that The Rock is pretty amusing and from time to time I stop while channel surfing on Monday night to see The Rock lay “the smack down.” Also, anyone who refers to themselves in the third person has got my attention, but what kind of individual gets so caught up in this that they cannot distinguish real violence from “the smack down.”

I am so sensitive to pain that I can even sense it in others. (That’s because I’m so compassionate and understanding, just ask Jude). As soon as that cable snapped I would’ve sensed great pain on the horizon for someone (the plummeting Owen Hart) and immediate death upon impact. Call me Nostradamas call me psychic, call me a high school graduate, but I would not have thought it was part of “the show”!

So when the day is done, the last smack has been laid down and those steroid stallions are doing their best Lyle Alzado impersonations, how really important is “the show”? I don’t know, but I think I smell what The Rock is cooking...

A Boycott of Chrysler Products!!!

Why?

Because Stone Cold Says so!!!

(Somehow, you knew I’d work that in.)

So The Dave is getting a little winded and feels that maybe it’s time for The Dave to sign off until the next update. (I’m just practicing…you never know?)

Until then in the words of Boy George and Culture Club (This one’s out there)

“I’ll tumble for ya!”