Volume VII
"Trifles go to make perfection, and perfection is no trifle."
Michaelangelo

An idea whose time has come? Maybe.

A brilliant money making scheme. Definitely.

Am I jealous? You bet your ass!!!

Fashion photographer Ron Harris is marketing the eggs of fashion models. His site www.ronsangels.com is selling beauty.
(Or at least the hope of beauty)

For a modest price, ranging from $15,000 to $150,000
You can purchase peace of mind that your child will not be a total visual wreck.
According to Harris, “choosing eggs from beautiful women will profoundly increase the success of your children and your children’s children for centuries to come.”

Many people consider this to be, “unethical and distasteful.” (Many don’t, his site had 5 million hits it’s first day) I happen to feel if purchasing a fashion model’s egg makes you sleep better at night then by all means go ahead.

Studies have shown that ugliness strikes one in three Americans. The next time you’re at the mall, if you look left and then right and do not see an ugly person…GUESS WHAT?

It’s just one less thing you’ll have to worry about.

Now on the other hand, I was reading some of the reasons that the model’s listed for auctioning their eggs and some of them did not add up. One redheaded model (she was hot) wanted her independence and to move to the United States.
I’m sorry, she can’t find one American male who will pay to move her over here and give her “independence.” Bill Clinton would definitely set her up in an apartment and budget her annual salary into our taxes for the chance to jump up and down on her every once in a while. And there wouldn’t be a “Mini Model Bill” running around.

Now what’s in this for Harris? Oh let’s say a commission fee of about…20%.
(Let’s see 20% of $150,000 is…oh I’m getting angry)

This is brilliant. Ingenious.


Oddly enough there are no supermodel eggs on the market. No Cindy Crawford. No Elizabeth Hurley. No Tyra Banks. Not even Oksana Baiul. (Oh yeah, she’s over weight, washed up and can’t skate anymore. Her eggs wouldn’t sell anyway)

My point is. You are not purchasing fashion model eggs. You are buying the eggs of STRIPPERS or HOOKERS. Maybe even STRIPPER HOOKERS. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)

Fashion models make too much money to be involved in this silliness.

So if $150,000 is within your price range for so-called peace of mind go ahead and purchase an egg. We will need hookers and strippers in the next millennium just as much as we do today. Who knows, within the next century they may invent a garter that can hold $150,000 and you’ll get all of your money back.

Harris plans to soon market the semen of male fashion models (gigolos). I think I’ll make up a special Engine #9 blend to send to him.

Is anyone interested in a tall, big nosed kid that
slobbers, explains a lot and has really cool hair (in Dewey Beach anyway)?

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